Original: Former private prison official to serve as acting ICE chief
NPR Politics
3h ago
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Wednesday, May 13, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Kash Patel lashes out as lawmakers question ‘excessive drinking’
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: What's at stake as Trump heads to China for talks with Xi
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: News Wrap: FDA head Marty Makary resigning after uneven tenure
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Louisiana's redistricting rush ignites debate over race and representation
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Sony’s new Xperia phone gets an overdue redesign
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Medicare’s new payment model is built for AI, and most of the tech world has no idea
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: Elon Musk Had ‘Hair-Raising’ Idea of Passing OpenAI On to His Kids, Sam Altman Says
Wired
4h ago
Original: xAI Adds 19 New Gas Turbines Despite Ongoing Lawsuit
Wired
5h ago
Original: Sam Altman was winning on the stand, but it might not be enough
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Budget 2026 live updates: Chalmers says Labor ‘the last ones standing in the sensible centre’ as Pauline Hanson warns of ‘communism taking over’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Inquest into death of Clare Nowland after Tasering by NSW police aims to answer ‘outstanding questions’
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: A Zara dress, the Jim Reaper and a communist state: how Australia’s media interpreted the budget
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Crisis of First Nations children in care will worsen under NT child protection reforms, advocates warn
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Argentines protest against Milei’s defunding of public universities
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Philadelphia 76ers Part Ways With President Daryl Morey
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: How The Infatuation Led Chase Sapphire To Back A Grassfed Culture
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Donald Gibb, Ogre From ‘Revenge Of The Nerds,’ Dies At 71
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: What former poker champion turned investing coach Annie Duke says most of us get wrong about risk
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: PGA Championship Filled With Historic Storylines At Aronimink
Forbes Business
4h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Bryan Cranston Teases Wild Madonna Scene in ‘The Studio’ Season 2: “You Will Not Believe It”
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: Donald Gibb, ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ and ‘Bloodsport’ Actor, Dies at 71
Variety
1h ago
Original: Producer Doval Bacall Set to Launch Your Script Produced! Film Festival
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Off Campus’ Review: Amazon’s Hockey Romance Is No ‘Heated Rivalry,’ and That’s Mostly OK
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: FKA Twigs Countersued by Band the Twigs Who Want to Bar Grammy Winner From Using Stage Name
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: How Gerrard went from 'best night' to 'head like a box of frogs'
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: VAR is a flip of a coin, says Guardiola
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Molineux fit to lead Australia World Cup squad
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Messi remains top MLS earner with salary of £18.5m
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Ted Lasso actor Fernandez signs for US club
BBC Sport
7h ago