Original: Alabama will split U.S. House primaries, after the Supreme Court's voting ruling
NPR Politics
1h ago
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Tuesday, May 12, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Nebraska Democrats face off in House primary for the state's 'blue dot' district
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Marty Makary resigns as Trump's FDA chief
PBS NewsHour Politics
3h ago
Original: Hegseth, Caine encounter intense bipartisan frustration with Iran war
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: New West Virginia law requiring photo IDs at polling places greets voters in primary election
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta will tell parents when their teens add new interests to their Instagram algorithm
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Iran Is Using Tiny ‘Mosquito’ Boats to Shut Down the Strait of Hormuz
Wired
1h ago
Original: “Will I be OK?” Teen died after ChatGPT pushed deadly mix of drugs, lawsuit says
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Kevin Hartz’s A* just closed its third fund with $450 million
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Former Tesla exec and Heron Power CEO Drew Baglino has founded a heat pump startup
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Streeting to meet Starmer on Wednesday as the prime minister defies calls to step down – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Starmer given a lifeline after Streeting challenge fails to materialise
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Marty Makary departs FDA after clashes with Trump over fruit-flavored vapes
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: FBI chief Kash Patel spars with top Democrat over allegations of excessive drinking on the job – US politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Why is Iran increasingly targeting the UAE in its war messaging?
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Hold stocks or fold ’em? Former World Series of Poker champion Annie Duke tells you how to decide.
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Washington Wizards Interview AJ Dybantsa: ‘A True Talent at The Top Of The Draft’
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The Harsh Realities Of The 80/20 Rule
Forbes Business
1h ago
Original: The Iran war flashpoint isn’t oil prices — it’s not knowing what comes next
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Sam Altman Testifies He Owns One Third Of Helion Energy—Worth $1.65 Billion
Forbes Business
1h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump on Iran War: ‘I Don’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situation’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Charli XCX Somehow Found Time to Join Headphone Brand Nothing as Its First Global Ambassador
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Tom Morello Blasts Trump, ICE Abuses at NYC Event: ‘It’s Fucking Fascism’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Eight Feature Films from Cannes and Sundance Alumni Selected for Inside Out Toronto’s International LGBTQ Finance Forum
Variety
1h ago
Original: Where Cannes Checks In
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: McIlroy and Rahm grouped together - US PGA tee-times
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: NBA player Clarke dies aged 29
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Job of LIV chiefs to fix breakaway circuit - Rahm
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: How VAR reached decision to disallow West Ham goal - read full transcript
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 'I'm not going anywhere' - furious Real president Perez calls for elections
BBC Sport
2h ago