Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Tuesday, May 12, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Starmer's Staying. Democracy Weeps.
Original: Keir Starmer tells cabinet he is not resigning amid growing pressure to stand down – UK politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago
Iran's Got a Plan B (and C, D…)
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran could enrich uranium to weapons grade if attacked, senior lawmaker warns
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories