Original: Alito extends temporary order allowing mail distribution of abortion pill
Washington Post Politics
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Monday, May 11, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Opposition leader Maria Corina Machado talks about her plans to return to Venezuela
NPR Politics
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Original: House ethics panel pledges ‘full and thorough’ investigation of Rep. Cory Mills
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Virginia Democrats appeal to U.S. Supreme Court to save new House maps
Washington Post Politics
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Original: New poll finds a majority of Americans unsure if attempts on Trump's life were real
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Finally, texts between Android and iPhone users can be end-to-end encrypted
TechCrunch
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Original: After banning foreign routers, FCC says existing ones can get updates until 2029
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Data center guzzled 30 million gallons of water and nobody noticed for months
Ars Technica
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Original: Govee’s new portable smart lamp is on sale for the first time
The Verge
3h ago
Original: Testing for ‘Bad Cholesterol’ Doesn’t Tell the Whole Story
Wired
4h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: South African president says he will not step down after impeachment call
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Federal budget 2026 live updates: treasurer Jim Chalmers to present budget speech tonight – latest news
The Guardian World
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Original: Trump renominates Cameron Hamilton to lead disaster response agency Fema
The Guardian World
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Original: Senior cabinet ministers and more than 70 MPs call for Keir Starmer’s resignation as speech fails to quell rebellion – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump rejects Iran’s response to US peace deal; UN urges ‘genuine ceasefire’ as Israel intensifies Lebanon strikes
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Here’s the next AI ‘battleground’ — and how investors can get in on the action
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: AST SpaceMobile’s stock drops as earnings come with a big disappointment
MarketWatch
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Original: Stocks are hitting record highs even as Iran war drags on. How long can it last?
MarketWatch
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Original: ‘I’m not an extravagant spender’: I’m in my 70s with a $90,000 income. Can I afford my dream home with a pool?
MarketWatch
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Original: Cash-strapped homeowners may soon have no choice but to repair their aging houses. These stocks can benefit.
MarketWatch
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Amazon Greenlights ‘Rose Hill’ Series Based on Elsie Silver Romance Novels
Variety
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Original: Amazon Orders Rose Hill Romance Novel Adaptation to Series
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: IATSE Announces Contract with ‘Beast Games’ Season 3
Variety
1h ago
Original: Inside Fox’s Upfront: ‘Baywatch,’ Lachlan Murdoch, Lots of Tom Brady, and the World Cup Brings James Corden Back to Late Night
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Sex Criminals’ Amazon Series Sets Nia DaCosta as Director
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Calvert-Lewin penalty earns Leeds draw at Tottenham
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Three clubs eyeing Bowen - Tuesday's gossip
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Advocaat open to return as Curacao boss resigns
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Huddersfield boss Manning leaves League One club after compassionate leave
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Glasgow could be forced to host URC final in Belfast
BBC Sport
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