Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 10, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God, Country, and Less Oversight.
Original: Rejecting church and state separation is on the wish list for Trump's religious liberty commission
ABC News Politics 12h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Way to Waste Film.
Original: The Instax Wide 400 builds on instant photography’s simplicity and stretches it, literally
TechCrunch 15h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Celebrity Sadness: A Masquerade Ball.
Original: Aziz Ansari Hits the ‘SNL’ Bar With Matt Damon, Colin Jost to Battle the “War Against Male Loneliness”
Hollywood Reporter 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories