Original: Trump drives across Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to inspect blue coating he's adding
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Edition · 6:00 PM UTC
Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Judge finds Trump's DOGE-led cancellation of humanities grants unconstitutional
PBS NewsHour Politics
5h ago
Original: Virginia’s high court strikes down voter-passed House map favoring Democrats
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: WATCH: Trump hosts Mother's Day event with 'angel moms,' Gold Star moms
PBS NewsHour Politics
6h ago
Original: Rubio charms in Rome, but he says Trump’s verbal attacks may continue
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: ABC and Disney accuse Trump admin of violating First Amendment rights
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Mother Ventures is looking at moms as the ‘economic engine’
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Someone out-Trumped the Trump phone
The Verge
5h ago
Original: Uber partner Avride is under investigation for self-driving crashes
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: Apple reportedly has a deal to use Intel-made chips again
The Verge
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Third British national has suspected hantavirus infection, UK government says
BBC World
5h ago
Original: Greece's examines mystery naval drone found in Ionian Sea
BBC World
5h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers historic defeat in Wales; Starmer vows to fight on as Reform surge in English council elections
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Trump touts ‘huge win’ for Republicans in Virginia map ruling; Democratic lawmaker says legislature will ‘respect’ decision – live
The Guardian World
5h ago
Original: Plaid Cymru biggest party in Senedd, ending 100 years of Labour control
The Guardian World
5h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: My mother regrets paying Social Security. She says she should have invested her contributions. I disagree. Who’s right?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: There are no hantavirus treatments. The deadly cruise-ship outbreak is a ‘wake-up call’ to develop some.
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: I was a slave to credit-card debt, then I got laid off and turned my life around. Here’s how I did it.
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: I’m giving $10,000 to my stepchildren. My wife warned me against gifts of equal value for my nephews. Is that fair?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: As Nvidia earnings draw closer, here are 5 things investors need to watch
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Rockford Files’ Update Among Four Series Orders at NBC for 2026-27
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: ‘Don’t Forget to Dance’ Wins Best Film at 2026 Easterseals Disability Film Challenge Awards
Variety
5h ago
Original: The Oasis Reunion Documentary Liam Gallagher Said They Wouldn’t Make Sets Release Date
Rolling Stone
5h ago
Original: Stephen Colbert, Gayle King, Andy Cohen and Candace Bushnell Celebrate NYC’s Media Elite With The Hollywood Reporter
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Amazon Is Leveraging Its Sports Rights in Pursuit of Advertising Domination
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: 'The best guy' - tributes paid to late racer Holan
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Man Utd's Fernandes wins Football Writers' men's award
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Shaw named Football Writers' Women's Player of Year
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: How Southampton allegedly spied on Middlesbrough
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: The million-euro dressing room row - Real Madrid fine star pair
BBC Sport
6h ago