Original: Tennessee Republicans pass new House map to break up state's lone Democratic seat
NPR Politics
4h ago
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump's Truth Social lays bare narrow obsessions of an extremely online president
NPR Politics
4h ago
Original: Trump says ceasefire is intact after U.S. and Iran exchange fire
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: Tennessee’s governor signs into law a new US House map that carves up a majority-Black district in Memphis
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Original: Federal drug raid near downtown Los Angeles spotlights public safety concerns during mayor's race
ABC News Politics
6h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Nintendo is raising Switch 2 prices
The Verge
4h ago
Original: Meet Rassvet, Russia’s Answer to Starlink
Wired
4h ago
Original: The Canvas Hack Is a New Kind of Ransomware Debacle
Wired
7h ago
Original: Why you can never get your doctor to call you back
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Musk v. Altman Evidence Shows What Microsoft Executives Thought of OpenAI
Wired
11h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Starmer vows to fight on as PM despite heavy local election losses for Labour
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: ‘I’m not going to walk away’, says Starmer as Farage hails ‘historic shift in British politics’
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: 2026 election results: latest from local, Scottish and Welsh votes
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump insists ceasefire is intact after Iran and US exchange fire in Hormuz
The Guardian World
4h ago
Original: Ukraine and Russia accuse each other of breaking proposed ceasefires ahead of Victory Day parade in Moscow – Europe live
The Guardian World
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The AI marathon’s biggest threat suggests the finish line is nowhere in sight
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: Momentum stocks just saw one of the biggest reversals in five years. What usually happens next.
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: My mother regrets paying Social Security. She says she should have invested her contributions. I disagree. Who’s right?
MarketWatch
5h ago
Original: Are There Attorneys Crying Wolf About AI Hallucinations When Human Lawyer Slop Is Really To Blame?
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Why Getting More Done At Work Is Creating More Workplace Pressure
Forbes Business
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Martin Short Performs Raunchy Tune With Paul Shaffer During David Letterman’s Netflix Event
Hollywood Reporter
4h ago
Original: Jonathan Bailey and Natalie Portman to Star in Thriller ‘Pumping Black’ for Anton (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
4h ago
Original: Mel B, Jacob Collier, Padma Lakshmi, Natalie Dormer Join Lineup of Speakers at SXSW London
Variety
5h ago
Original: ‘The Echo Chamber’ Starring Alicia Vikander Boarded by Paradise City Sales, UTA Independent Film Group (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
5h ago
Original: Sony, PlayStation Chiefs Detail AI Vision Amid Tariffs, Memory Crunch: ‘Human Creativity Must Remain at the Center’
Variety
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Players on the beach? Why lack of motivation is difficult to deal with
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: Exeter Chiefs approve takeover by AFC Bournemouth owners
BBC Sport
5h ago
Original: 'Like getting the vicar to swear' – Dubois finding his voice
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: Thunder and Pistons extend leads in play-off semis
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: 'Unlikely it lasts long' - Wardley v Dubois: who wins?
BBC Sport
6h ago