Original: As Marcomentum sweeps the internet, Rubio, White House swear off 2028 talk
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
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Friday, May 8, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S. strikes Iran in response to attacks on warships, military says
Washington Post Politics
6h ago
Original: Judge rules DOGE’s cuts to humanities grants were unconstitutional
Washington Post Politics
7h ago
Original: From 2020 election to retribution, how the Justice Department is advancing Trump's agenda
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Original: Supreme Court districting ruling creates confusion in Louisiana early voting
PBS NewsHour Politics
8h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Musk v. Altman Evidence Shows What Microsoft Executives Thought of OpenAI
Wired
5h ago
Original: Ramp in talks to hit $40B+ valuation, 6 months after reaching $32B
TechCrunch
7h ago
Original: OpenAI launches new voice intelligence features in its API
TechCrunch
8h ago
Original: Kodiak AI raises $100M at a steep discount, sending its stock tumbling 37%
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Disney looking to make a unified ‘super app,’ report says
TechCrunch
9h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: News live: PM says ‘I have sympathy for the children’ after Australians return from Syria
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Elections 2026 live: Labour suffers early losses as Reform UK surges in England
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Water flows to parched NSW wetlands could be turned back on within weeks as drought fears loom
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: US and Iran trade strikes in strait of Hormuz but Trump insists ceasefire remains ‘in effect’
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: IS-linked Australian mother and daughter remanded in custody over Syrian slavery charges
The Guardian World
3h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil futures rise after U.S., Iran trade fire; stock futures quiet after court rejects Trump’s tariffs
MarketWatch
4h ago
Original: WWE Backlash 2026 Final Card, Date, Time And How To Watch
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: BTS THE CITY ARIRANG - Las Vegas 2026 Guide
Forbes Business
4h ago
Original: ‘Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard And Soft: The Tour’ Rotten Tomatoes Reviews Cheer 3D Concert Movie
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Cloudflare to cut 20% of staff in a big bet on AI. Investors aren’t sold.
MarketWatch
6h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Sony Pictures Entertainment Revenue Flat for Fiscal Year 2025 at $9.9 Billion, Profit Takes Hit From Shutdown of Pixomondo VFX Division
Variety
3h ago
Original: Behind Those ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exits: Meg Marinis Explains “Painful” Decision to Wrap Owen and Teddy’s Story
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Boss on the Season 22 Finale: How Teddy and Owen Say Goodbye and That Surprising Meredith Twist
Variety
4h ago
Original: Owen and Teddy Exit ‘Grey’s Anatomy’: Kevin McKidd and Kim Raver Break Down That Happy Ending and Why They ‘Earned Their Place as Endgame’
Variety
4h ago
Original: Sally Field Remembers How ‘Norma Rae’ Was the Beginning of the End of Her Relationship With Burt Reynolds: ‘He Threw the Script at Me’
Variety
4h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Who needs what to make URC play-offs?
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: McIlroy makes 17 pars in row at Quail Hollow
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Glasner's long Palace goodbye sets up 'perfect' finale
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Vibrant and victorious - Villa ready to end 30-year trophy drought
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: English clubs reach all three European finals for first time
BBC Sport
8h ago