Original: AP report: Americans who owe significant child support will have their U.S. passports revoked
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Edition · 8:00 PM UTC
Thursday, May 7, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: WATCH: Tennessee Democrats lock arms in protest as GOP lawmakers approve new congressional map
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: DHS blames funding lapse for shutdown of internal detention oversight
NPR Politics
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Original: A judge unsealed Epstein's purported 2019 suicide note. More documents could follow
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: Tennessee Republicans pass a map to break up the state's lone Democratic House seat
NPR Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Perplexity’s Personal Computer is now available everyone on Mac
TechCrunch
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Original: Mira Murati’s deposition pulled back the curtain on Sam Altman’s ouster
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Apple’s AirPods with cameras for AI are apparently close to production
The Verge
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Original: Why the Hantavirus Cruise Ship Outbreak Isn't Likely to Become a Global Crisis
Wired
1h ago
Original: SpaceX has a $55 billion plan to build AI chips in Texas
The Verge
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘This is how we cement President Trump’s agenda’: Tennessee Republicans celebrate state’s new congressional maps – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Southern Poverty Law Center pleads not guilty in federal fraud case
The Guardian World
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Original: Gulf states urge UN action to ensure Strait of Hormuz safety
Al Jazeera
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Original: Two Britons evacuated from hantavirus-hit ship ‘improving’ in hospital
The Guardian World
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Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran reviewing peace proposal as Trump says a deal ‘very possible’
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: The year’s best tech trade is hiding in plain sight — and no, it’s not the Nasdaq
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: McDonald’s chicken is having a moment as Americans balk at high beef prices
MarketWatch
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Original: Middle managers are on the chopping block thanks to AI in the workplace. Here’s how to save your job.
MarketWatch
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Original: Worried about hantavirus? Experts say it’s not the next pandemic.
MarketWatch
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Original: Trump Delays New European Union Tariffs To July 4
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Mark Ruffalo Says Hollywood Stars Declined to Sign Open Letter Against Paramount-WB Merger ‘Because They’re Afraid’ the Studio Will Blacklist Them
Variety
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Original: ‘Murder in a Small Town’ Renewed for Third Season at Fox
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: LISTEN: Kate del Castillo Brings ‘La Reina del Sur’ Back to Telemundo for Season 4: ‘Teresa Mendoza Will be Touching Hell’
Variety
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Original: ‘Murder in a Small Town’ Renewed for Season 3 at Fox, Peter Gallagher Joins Cast
Variety
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Original: Hayley Williams Unveils Full Itinerary for Fall Amphitheater Tour, Which Will Include Material From All Her Solo Albums Plus ‘Surprises’
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Shakira unveils official World Cup 2026 song
BBC Sport
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Original: Mashed potato & 19 minutes' sleep - Entrekin's epic race
BBC Sport
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Original: Valverde taken to hospital after alleged incident with Tchouameni
BBC Sport
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Original: 'I wouldn't pay it' - Trump on USA ticket price
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: McClean criticises FAI 'backbone' over Israel games
BBC Sport
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