Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Thursday, May 7, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Gas Prices: A California Dream.
Original: Uncertainty looms as last oil tanker from Middle East arrives in California | First Thing
The Guardian World 1h ago
Praying for Photo Ops.
Original: Rubio meets Pope Leo in bid to ease tensions after Trump’s criticism of the pontiff - Europe live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Movie, More People to Forget.
Original: ‘Fallen Leaves’ Star Alma Pöysti, Valentina Bellè and Priit Võigemast to Lead ‘Beatrice’ as Stellar Film and Apollo Film Productions Join Forces (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 1h ago
Ukraine's Tragedy: Now a Feel-Good Movie.
Original: ‘Bodies (of War),’ From Directors Malgorzata Szumowska and Michal Englert, Explores Tragic Toll, ‘Unexpected Heroism’ of Ukraine Conflict
Variety 1h ago
Fresh Blood, Same Money.
Original: Cannes Focus COPRO Introduces Seven Projects – and Filmmakers With ‘Bold and Distinctive Visions’ (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories