Original: Trump hosts UFC fighters in Oval Office, touts Iran progress
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Wednesday, May 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Justice Dept. finds UCLA medical school illegally used race in admissions
ABC News Politics
3h ago
Original: FBI raids business of Democratic Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Original: WATCH: Comer says Commerce Secretary Lutnick hasn't been '100% truthful' about Epstein's island
PBS NewsHour Politics
4h ago
Original: Republicans want to add $1 billion for Trump's ballroom security to ICE funding plan
NPR Politics
5h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Barry Diller trusts Sam Altman. But ‘trust is irrelevant’ as AGI nears, he says.
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Snap says its $400M deal with Perplexity ‘amicably ended’
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Is xAI a neocloud now?
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: A Kid With a Fake Mustache Tricked an Online Age-Verification Tool
Wired
2h ago
Original: Google shuts down Project Mariner
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Middle East crisis live: Iran’s top negotiator says US aims to force Tehran’s ‘surrender’; Israel strikes Beirut for first time since ceasefire began
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Howard Lutnick answers questions from US House over Jeffrey Epstein ties
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Australia news live: BHP loses Brazil dam collapse case; man charged with hate speech over NSW parliament rally
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump would fire Howard Lutnick if he saw video of his Epstein testimony, say House oversight committee Democrats – live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Keir Starmer makes late pitch to voters turning to Greens and Reform
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Restaurants really don’t want to sell fake meat — and Beyond Meat is suffering
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Zuckerberg’s ‘Multi Mark’ AI clone is a huge red flag for Meta shareholders
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Trump Lashes Out At Pope Leo Over Iran War—Again—Before Rubio Visit
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Arm’s stock soars as the company puts a big number on its newest venture
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Why Get Regular Blood Tests?
Forbes Business
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Robert Downey Jr. Says ‘It’s Absolute Horses—‘ to Declare That Social Media Influencers Are the ‘Stars of the Future’
Variety
2h ago
Original: More Than Half of Gen Z Users Cancel and Renew Streaming Services for a Single Title, Won’t Purchase Full-Price Video Games, New Study Finds
Variety
2h ago
Original: David Zaslav Says HBO Max Is “Probably” Warner Bros. Discovery’s “Most Important Asset”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Highway to Heaven’ Remake Set at Fox for 2027-28 Season
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Jane Fonda Remembers Ted Turner as Someone Who “Needed and Cared” for Her: “He Gave Me Confidence”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The goals that helped crown Man City WSL Champions
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Mexico players given World Cup training ultimatum
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Late Bayern pressure not enough as PSG return to Champions League final
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Saka reacts fastest to give Arsenal lead against Atletico Madrid
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Saka the hero as Arsenal reach first Champions League final in 20 years
BBC Sport
3h ago