Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Wall Street Gets a Friendly Chat.
Original: Commerce chief Lutnick to face Epstein grilling in closed-door interview – US politics live
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Family Values: Someone Pays.
Original: ‘I am her scapegoat’: My mother-in-law squandered all her money. Do we buy her a house so she’s not homeless?
MarketWatch 1h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Kids cry, Disney prints money.
Original: Disney Revenue Rises 7% in Earnings Beat, Disney+ and Hulu Streaming Income Pops 88% to $582 Million
Variety 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories