Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 6:00 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Equal Opportunity. Mostly.
Original: US rights agency sues New York Times for discriminating against white man passed over for promotion
ABC News Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Diplomacy: It's a Suggestion.
Original: Middle East crisis live: Trump changes strait of Hormuz plan again as Rubio says US offensive is ‘over’
The Guardian World 1h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Tombs Rake In Cash. Surprise.
Original: Lee Cronin’s ‘The Mummy’ Streaming Date Nears As Box Office Tops $80 Million
Forbes Business 4h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Hollywood's Silence: Priceless.
Original: California Gubernatorial Candidates Bicker and Squabble, But Say Little About Hollywood
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago
Another Bennet Sister? How Original.
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Review: BritBox’s ‘Pride & Prejudice’ Spinoff Reframes a Regency Romance as a Winning Journey of Self-Discovery
Hollywood Reporter 3h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories