Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:57 AM UTC

Wednesday, May 6, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Meritocracy's a Joke, Apparently.
Original: US rights agency sues New York Times for discriminating against white man passed over for promotion
ABC News Politics 1h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Bennet Sister? How Original.
Original: ‘The Other Bennet Sister’ Review: BritBox’s ‘Pride & Prejudice’ Spinoff Reframes a Regency Romance as a Winning Journey of Self-Discovery
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories