Original: In a first, FDA authorizes fruit-flavored vapes for adults
Washington Post Politics
3h ago
Edition · 3:00 AM UTC
Wednesday, May 6, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump-backed Ramaswamy wins Ohio governor primary, setting up a competitive Nov. race
NPR Politics
5h ago
Original: JD Vance makes his Iowa debut as he campaigns for GOP congressman
Washington Post Politics
5h ago
Original: News Wrap: Senate GOP requests $1 billion in funding for Trump's ballroom
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Original: New wave of Southern states scramble to redraw congressional maps ahead of midterms
PBS NewsHour Politics
7h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Nuro receives driverless testing permit ahead of Uber robotaxi service launch
TechCrunch
5h ago
Original: SAP bets $1.16B on 18-month-old German AI lab and says yes to NemoClaw
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: ‘I Actually Thought He Was Going to Hit Me,’ OpenAI’s Greg Brockman Says of Elon Musk
Wired
6h ago
Original: Bumble’s paying users are slipping as it bets on an overhaul later this year
TechCrunch
6h ago
Original: Altara secures $7M to bridge the data gap that’s slowing down physical sciences
TechCrunch
7h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Australia news live: PM announces $10bn fuel and fertiliser security budget package; alleged Bondi terror attacker to face 19 extra charges
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Primary elections: crucial showdowns set in Ohio; Indiana races yield ‘big night for Maga’ as Trump asserts control of party – live
The Guardian World
3h ago
Original: Protesters rally in Louisiana and Tennessee against redistricting
Al Jazeera
3h ago
Original: Trump says US to pause operation to guide vessels through Strait of Hormuz
BBC World
3h ago
Original: Vivek Ramaswamy wins Republican nomination for Ohio governor
BBC World
4h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Oil futures fall after Trump pauses U.S. effort to partially reopen Strait of Hormuz
MarketWatch
3h ago
Original: Yankees Announce Rare Jersey Change After Uniform Update
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Can A Struggling Pulisic Regain His Form For The USA By The World Cup?
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: John Cena’s ‘History-Making' WWE Backlash News: Predictions
Forbes Business
5h ago
Original: Astera Labs’ stock climbs as the company strives to make AI chips more powerful
MarketWatch
5h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Senate Republicans Want $1 Billion in Taxpayer Dollars to Secure Trump Ballroom
Rolling Stone
3h ago
Original: Dwayne Johnson on Wearing Skirt to Met Gala: “The Most Masculine Men Wear Skirts” in Polynesian Culture
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Original: ‘Bob’s Burgers’ Star Eugene Mirman on His Swift Recovery, as He Releases a Comedy Special a Month After His Fiery Car Crash
Variety
4h ago
Original: Hello Kitty Makes a Play for MLB With Officially Licensed Team Merch
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Original: Scoot McNairy Tackles the Plot Twists and His Character’s Fate in ‘Man on Fire’
Hollywood Reporter
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: The league is the dream - but is this Arsenal's moment in Europe?
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: UK government discusses hosting Olympics in 2040s
BBC Sport
6h ago
Original: 'No ego, no noise, just consistent excellence' - humble Halfpenny retires
BBC Sport
7h ago
Original: Arteta pays tribute to Arsenal players & fans after 'incredible night'
BBC Sport
8h ago
Original: Watch: Kane gives Dunfermline play-off advantage
BBC Sport
8h ago