Original: LIV Golf had a blank canvas. The PGA Tour could use one as it tries to solve a packed schedule
ABC News Politics
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Edition · 9:00 PM UTC
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Alabama lawmakers debate a congressional redistricting map
NPR Politics
9h ago
Original: Trump revives Presidential Physical Fitness Award for U.S. schools
PBS NewsHour Politics
9h ago
Original: Cost of living ranks high on list of concerns of Ohio voters
NPR Politics
9h ago
Original: Publishers sue Meta, claiming it violated copyrights in training AI with their books
Washington Post Politics
10h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Apple plans to make iOS 27 a Choose Your Own Adventure of AI models
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: ASML CEO Christophe Fouquet on his company’s monopoly: no one is coming for us
TechCrunch
9h ago
Original: Volkswagen becomes Rivian’s top shareholder, displacing Amazon
TechCrunch
10h ago
Original: Microsoft gives up on Xbox Copilot AI
The Verge
10h ago
Original: Widely used Daemon Tools disk app backdoored in monthlong supply-chain attack
Ars Technica
10h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Marco Rubio says US ‘fortunate’ high gas prices are not even worse, with other countries suffering ‘big time’ – live
The Guardian World
9h ago
Original: Middle East crisis live: cargo vessel in strait of Hormuz struck by unknown projectile, UK maritime body says
The Guardian World
9h ago
Original: Trump accuses pope of ‘endangering a lot of Catholics’ with Iran stance
The Guardian World
9h ago
Original: Could OPEC break lead to era of energy volatility?
Al Jazeera
9h ago
Original: Mauritania’s plan to close private schools sparks backlash
Al Jazeera
9h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Super Micro’s stock surges as Wall Street cheers a margin recovery
MarketWatch
9h ago
Original: The latest sign of Sandisk’s ascent: It’s now bigger than Western Digital, which spun it off
MarketWatch
9h ago
Original: Spain to conduct health inspection of ship with hantavirus outbreak before passengers can leave
MarketWatch
9h ago
Original: Howard Lutnick’s Ties To Epstein Explained—As He Prepares To Testify Before Congress
Forbes Business
9h ago
Original: I use a wheelchair and my apartment elevator has been broken for 16 days. I haven’t been reimbursed for my hotel. Do I have a legal case?
MarketWatch
9h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Tana Mongeau Is (Finally) ‘Brand Safe’ in Time for Her Most Lucrative Era Yet
Hollywood Reporter
9h ago
Original: AMC Theatres Posts Higher Revenue on Attendance Rebound in Latest Quarter
Hollywood Reporter
9h ago
Original: How the Met Gala Transformed Into the Tacky ‘Bezos Ball’
Variety
9h ago
Original: Matthew Perry’s Personal Items Up for Auction, Including ‘Friends’ Scripts
Variety
9h ago
Original: Met Gala: All the Hollywood, Fashion, Sports and Music Stars in Thom Browne’s 2026 Class Photo (Exclusive)
Hollywood Reporter
9h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Napoli to make Hojlund's move permanent - Wednesday's gossip
BBC Sport
9h ago
Original: Nijman emulates Van Gerwen with fifth title in a year
BBC Sport
10h ago
Original: Cordina to fight Mason for WBO lightweight title
BBC Sport
10h ago
Original: 'In a better place but not 100%' - Raducanu out of Rome as wait for return continues
BBC Sport
11h ago
Original: Rangers' Sterling banned from road after drink driving crash
BBC Sport
12h ago