Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 PM UTC

Tuesday, May 5, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Selective Outrage: A UK Tradition.
Original: Badenoch defends seeking a ban on pro-Palestine marches but not Tommy Robinson ones – UK politics live
The Guardian World 14h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Year, More Beige.
Original: Charli xcx, Lola Young, Geese, Lorde and More Top Austin City Limits 25th Anniversary Festival Lineup
Variety 14h ago
Hollywood Rewards Mediocrity, As Usual.
Original: Tony Awards Nominations Snubs and Surprises: Don Cheadle and Ayo Edebiri-Led ‘Proof’ Shut Out as Lea Michele Misses Best Actress Nod
Hollywood Reporter 14h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories