Original: House passes funding for ICE after weeks of delays
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: House passes bill to fund ICE and Border Patrol through the remainder of Trump's term
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump has been trying to secure a better nuclear deal with Iran than Obama. Can he?
NPR Politics
2h ago
Original: WATCH LIVE: SSA chief testifies before House subcommittee on embattled agency's performance
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump's policies could be a liability for Nevada GOP Gov. Joe Lombardo
NPR Politics
3h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Congress just gave DHS another $70 billion
The Verge
1h ago
Original: The App Store is going to add subscription bundles soon
The Verge
1h ago
Original: GM Wants Your Electric Car to Power Your House—and Your Neighborhood
Wired
2h ago
Original: GM joins race to build batteries for AI data centers and the grid
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: GM thinks EVs can help offset AI’s energy suck with vehicle-to-grid tech
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: House Republicans approve $70bn bill for Trump’s immigration crackdown
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: US striking Iran in response to downing of helicopter, military says
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Anti-immigration protesters in Belfast set bins and vehicles on fire amid unrest over knife attack – live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Australia news live: Australia joins sanctions against ‘extremist settlers’ in West Bank; Barbecues Galore no more
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: ‘He was a master manipulator,’ Jeffrey Epstein assistant Lesley Groff testifies
The Guardian World
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: Micron and other memory makers are driving a ‘supercycle’ for this corner of the chip sector
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: AST SpaceMobile’s stock experiences rocky trading as SpaceX plans to launch its satellites into orbit
MarketWatch
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Original: GM follows Ford by making a big energy bet — this time with an unconventional approach
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Angst over SpaceX IPO adds to dive in tech stocks
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: GM Doubles Down On Energy Business To Serve Data Center Electricity Demand
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Persimmon Acquires Mystery Film ‘Death on the Brandywine,’ Starring Kate Burton – Film News in Brief
Variety
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Original: ‘Every Year After’ Review: Amazon’s Latest Attempt to Recapture the ‘Summer I Turned Pretty’ Magic Drowns in Its Own Romantic Misery
Hollywood Reporter
1h ago
Original: ‘Late Late Show’ Host Craig Ferguson Is ‘Glad’ He Ended His Show Before Trump Became President
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Hacks’: Jean Smart’s ‘Queen of Hearts’ Party Dress Was Made From Real Playing Cards That Were Hand-Stitched On
Variety
1h ago
Original: ‘Summer House’ Season 10 Reunion Parts 1 & 2 Draw Largest Audience in Show’s History
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: What we learned from Serena Williams' first match ...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Pain in Grenoble but hope for Irish as play-offs loom
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Stanley Cup playoffs daily: Key stats, trends to k...
ESPN
1h ago
Original: Sullivan banned from contact with West Ham women's and youth teams since 2023
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Air miles, altitude & Springboks - Scotland's arduous summer
BBC Sport
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