Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: Trump booed by NBA Finals crowd prior to Game 3
PBS NewsHour Politics
2h ago
Original: Listen Again: Michael Harriot on this moment for Black history
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: Trump’s grip on the GOP leaves Netanyahu with few places to turn
Washington Post Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: US military claims first drone boat rescue of downed helicopter crew
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: Apple says it may remove some apps from the App Store if they don’t attract users
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: High-severity vulnerability in Linux caused by a single errant character
Ars Technica
2h ago
Original: iOS 27 features we didn’t see onstage
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Square Enix teases Kingdom Hearts 4 at Nintendo Direct
The Verge
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Police call for calm amid fears planned protests in response to Belfast knife attack could lead to disorder – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Israeli air strikes hit Lebanese city of Tyre despite Iranian warning to stop attacks
BBC World
2h ago
Original: Maine votes as scandal-plagued Graham Platner seeks Democratic Senate primary win - US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Palantir to sue Sadiq Khan over blocked £50m Met police contract
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: EU plans to ban Russian soldiers from bloc in fresh sanctions on Moscow
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This proposed federal budget cut could eliminate job training for 42,000 vulnerable seniors
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Sued For Alleged Sexual Assault Of Minor—Rep Calls Suit ‘False And Ridiculous’
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: Former US Airways Top Exec, Who Defined The Airline, Turns 100
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: These ETFs surged thanks to early SpaceX stakes. What happens to them after the IPO?
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: This stock-market strategy has cheap exposure to AI and points to an advantage for closed-end funds
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Aliens Are Among Us. Just Ask Steven Spielberg
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: BBC Names Rhodri Talfan Davies Deputy Director General
Variety
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Original: Barack Obama Surprised the ‘Disclosure Day’ Set: “Imagine Your Scariest Day at Work and Then Obama Comes to Watch You”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Charlie Sheen on Sobriety, His Netflix Doc and Other Things He Swears We Wouldn’t Ask “at a Dinner Party in Front of My Parents”
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: Jay-Z to Continue 30th Anniversary Celebration With Concerts in Paris and Los Angeles
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Bangladesh beat Australia in ODI for first time in 21 years
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Boxing divisional rankings: Billam-Smith dominates...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: MMA divisional rankings: Bonfim is on the rise at ...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Raducanu makes winning start to grass-court season
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: 32 NFL teams, 32 unanswered QB questions: Graziano...
ESPN
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