Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump’s grip on the GOP leaves Netanyahu with few places to turn
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Who is Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein's former assistant being interviewed in House probe?
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Original: WATCH LIVE: House considers reconciliation bill funding Trump's immigration enforcement agenda
PBS NewsHour Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Meta will use your activity on other websites to personalize your feeds
The Verge
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Original: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is getting a remake for the Switch 2
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Apple brings streaming-style subscription bundles to the App Store
TechCrunch
2h ago
Original: Microsoft AI chief walks back comments about AI taking over white-collar work
The Verge
2h ago
Original: Apple’s App Store rolls out personalized recommendations
TechCrunch
2h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Maine votes as scandal-plagued Graham Platner seeks Democratic Senate primary win - US politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Man shot during protest against proposed US Ebola quarantine facility in Kenya
The Guardian World
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Original: Tempest in the stalls as baby disrupts Kenneth Branagh RSC performance
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Family pay tribute to ‘altruistic’ London woman as her killer is jailed for life
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Badenoch criticises Macpherson report and calls for more stop and search
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This stock-market strategy has cheap exposure to AI and points to an advantage for closed-end funds
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Millions of grandparents are spending their retirements raising their grandkids — and it’s taking a financial toll
MarketWatch
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Original: How teens can turn a summer job into an extra $500,000 in savings when they’re older
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Will Trump Attend Another NBA Finals Game? He Says He's Busy With 'A War'
Forbes Business
3h ago
Original: Inflation is set to top 4% for the first time since 2023 — and the Fed is back in the hot seat
MarketWatch
3h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Act One’ Director on the Sexy, Scary Teen-Actress Thriller
Variety
2h ago
Original: Nick Reiner Demands Money From $1.5 Million Trust to Cover Legal Fees
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: Don’t Forget About Maggie Q
Variety
2h ago
Original: Jay-Z Announces Concerts in Los Angeles and Paris
Hollywood Reporter
2h ago
Original: ‘Billboard’ Charts Definitively Prove Everybody Loves Paul McCartney
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Everything the Spurs figured out in their Game 3 w...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: What now for West Ham after Sullivan allegations?
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Raducanu blitzes Blinkova in Queen's opening match
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Ian Darke's World Cup preview: Favorites, surprise...
ESPN
2h ago
Original: Ranked: The top 50 players at the World Cup
ESPN
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