Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
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Original: Democratic group launches ad campaign to help flip control of Congress in midterm elections
ABC News Politics
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Original: It's bigger. Is it better? A look at the differences between the 1994 and 2026 World Cups
ABC News Politics
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Original: Rahm Emanuel's uphill climb in New Hampshire tests a 2028 presidential bid
ABC News Politics
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Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Rivian R2 is too much fun to let drive itself
The Verge
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Original: Apple’s AI pitch will live or die by its privacy promise
The Verge
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Original: How an e-scooter founder raised $5 million to build space data centers
TechCrunch
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Original: Marshall’s Stockwell speaker gets a replaceable battery that runs twice as long
The Verge
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Original: The Smart Bird Feeders Everyone’s Talking About (and Actually Buying) (2026)
Wired
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World ★ 5 stories
Original: GSK makes biggest ever acquisition with $10.6bn for US cancer drug firm
The Guardian World
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Original: Man attacked by alligator in swamp while fleeing police in Louisiana
The Guardian World
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Original: Northern Ireland minister urges calm after ‘horrific and brutal’ knife attack in Belfast – UK politics live
The Guardian World
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Original: Girl arrested after two students and staff member stabbed at Manchester school
The Guardian World
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Original: Nithya Raman ‘incredibly honoured’ to advance to LA mayor runoff after seeing off Republican - US politics live
The Guardian World
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Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘I have no experience with investing’: I inherited $2,000. I’m 42 with two children. What should I do with this money?
MarketWatch
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Original: Fund a grandchild’s retirement tax-free from birth — if you can trust an 18-year-old with the money
MarketWatch
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Original: Markets are pricing in a rate hike by the European Central Bank — which one top economist sees as a ‘mistake in the making’
MarketWatch
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Original: I’ve been invited to two weddings in India. How much will this end up costing me?
MarketWatch
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Original: Thinking About Buying Humanoid Robots? Think Again
Forbes Business
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Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Natalie Portman, Justine Triet and Jacques Audiard Sign Open Letter Opposing Boycott of Israeli Director Nadav Lapid
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: 5 Hidden Gems at SerienCamp 2026
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: Chanel Backs Revival of Legendary Paris Cinema Le Saint-Germain-des-Prés
Variety
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Original: U.K. Begins Formal Review of Paramount-Warner Bros. Megadeal
Hollywood Reporter
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Original: ‘Scary Movie’ Reboot Leads U.K. and Ireland Box Office as Steven Spielberg’s ‘Disclosure Day’ Looms
Variety
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Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Future Power Rankings: How all 68 Power 4 college football teams stack up
ESPN
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Original: Džeko, Ronaldo, Modric ... why are there so many o...
ESPN
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Original: Rating the biggest 2026 World Cup ads: Adidas vs. ...
ESPN
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Original: Forget Mourinho, star signings: Pérez's next big m...
ESPN
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Original: Everything you need to know ahead of second AUSL s...
ESPN
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