Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
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Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Democratic group launches ad campaign to help flip control of Congress in midterm elections
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: It's bigger. Is it better? A look at the differences between the 1994 and 2026 World Cups
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Rahm Emanuel's uphill climb in New Hampshire tests a 2028 presidential bid
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: The Smart Bird Feeders Everyone’s Talking About (and Actually Buying) (2026)
Wired
2h ago
Original: Amazon Ember Artline Review: A Stylish Art Television
Wired
2h ago
Original: Hue’s SpatialAware finally made me appreciate color-changing lights
The Verge
3h ago
Original: The Untold Story of the Google Buses That Took Over San Francisco
Wired
3h ago
Original: Alex Vindman Survived Trump’s Retaliation Machine. Now He’s Running for Senate
Wired
3h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Badenoch claims police who arrested Henry Nowak influenced by guidance saying ‘hate crimes should be treated as priority’ – UK politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Nithya Raman ‘incredibly honoured’ to advance to LA mayor runoff after seeing off Republican - US politics live
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Trump booed ‘thunderously’ at NBA Finals: What we know
Al Jazeera
2h ago
Original: GSK makes biggest ever acquisition with $10.6bn for US cancer drug firm
The Guardian World
2h ago
Original: Man seriously injured in Belfast stabbing Starmer describes as ‘sickening’
The Guardian World
2h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: This tiny mutual fund outperforms by backing the world’s best management teams
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: My golf buddy worked as a financial adviser. Here’s how I knew his friendship was fake.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: Oracle’s stock has surged on AI hype. Now it has to deliver the earnings to match.
MarketWatch
2h ago
Original: The $100,000 H-1B Trump Fee Case Is Really A Tax Case
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: The World Is Worried About The World Cup
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: Paramount Has Been in Search for Business Executive to Help Bari Weiss at CBS News
Variety
2h ago
Original: Lee Chang-dong to Receive Lifetime Achievement Honor at Malaysia’s MIFFest
Variety
3h ago
Original: Emmanuel Marre’s Cannes Prizewinner ‘A Man of His Time’ Set to Travel as Charades Seals Key Deals in Europe and Asia (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
3h ago
Original: Future Frames Unveils 10 Young European Filmmakers Joining the Karlovy Vary Film Festival Program
Variety
4h ago
Original: U.S.-Based Icelandic Producer Sigurjón Sighvatsson to Be Honored by Locarno Film Festival
Variety
5h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Platini begins legal proceedings against Fifa
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: No 'fairytale ending' for Lowe as he confirms exit
BBC Sport
2h ago
Original: Elliott called up as England rest Itoje for camp
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: Palmer and Joao Pedro feature in Madonna video
BBC Sport
3h ago
Original: RFU council member resigns over Alphonsi post
BBC Sport
4h ago