Original: Former Biden official Deb Haaland wins New Mexico primary for governor
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Edition · 9:00 AM UTC
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.
Politics ★ 5 stories
Original: Trump is using California's routine vote counting to push fraud allegations
NPR Politics
1h ago
Original: Trump’s grip on the GOP leaves Netanyahu with few places to turn
Washington Post Politics
1h ago
Original: Hilton, Becerra lead in California’s governor primary. See live results here.
Washington Post Politics
2h ago
Original: S. Carolina Republicans try to extend winning streak as Sen. Graham seeks fifth term
ABC News Politics
2h ago
Tech ★ 5 stories
Original: Donut Lab’s solid-state battery claim debunked by Ziroth
The Verge
1h ago
Original: Zepto’s IPO filing reveals fast growth, bigger losses, and a valuation question nobody’s answered yet
TechCrunch
4h ago
Original: 1Password Coupon: Score a Free Trial in June 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: HelloFresh Promo Codes: 55% Off for June 2026
Wired
5h ago
Original: Womanizer Coupons: Save 15% in June
Wired
5h ago
World ★ 5 stories
Original: Somali referee Artan barred from entering US
BBC World
1h ago
Original: Labour accuses Badenoch of wanting to ‘turn clock back’ with plan to scrap public sector equality duty – UK politics live
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Trump booed in New York as he becomes first US president to attend NBA Finals
BBC World
1h ago
Original: KLM apologises after Paralympian denied onboard wheelchair on 11-hour flight
The Guardian World
1h ago
Original: Indian crew rescued after attack on oil tanker off Oman
Al Jazeera
1h ago
Business ★ 5 stories
Original: ‘Entourage’ star Jeremy Piven sells modern private retreat in L.A. for a reduced $6.9 million
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: Why a U.K. pharma giant is paying a 40% premium to pivot back to oncology
MarketWatch
1h ago
Original: U.S. Army Helicopter Crashes Near Strait Of Hormuz—Trump Says ‘Pilots Are Fine’
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: How Spurs’ Victor Wembanyama, Stephon Castle Saved Season In Game 3
Forbes Business
2h ago
Original: SpaceX IPO Is A $1.77 Trillion Bet On An Orbital Economy
Forbes Business
2h ago
Entertainment ★ 5 stories
Original: U.S.-Based Icelandic Producer Sigurjón Sighvatsson to Be Honored by Locarno Film Festival
Variety
1h ago
Original: Sharon Osbourne Says AI Ozzy Is Not a Cash Grab: ‘I Don’t Need Your Fucking Money’
Rolling Stone
1h ago
Original: Aamir Khan, Arundhati Roy Film and ‘Goodness Gracious Me’ Reunion to Headline London Indian Film Festival’s 17th Edition (EXCLUSIVE)
Variety
2h ago
Original: Jon Stewart Questions Why Media Won’t Call Trump on His ‘Constant Bullshit’
Rolling Stone
2h ago
Original: ‘Lord of the Rings’ Films to Celebrate 25 Years With Elijah Wood, More at CCXP
Hollywood Reporter
3h ago
Sports ★ 5 stories
Original: Football regulator contacts West Ham over 'serious allegations' against Sullivan
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Rhiannon Roberts column: Happy to be home and aiming high
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Play BBC Sport's new World Cup predictor game
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Champion Maria asks for respect after Queen's snub
BBC Sport
1h ago
Original: Why were so many caught out for pit-lane speeding at Monaco? F1 Q&A
BBC Sport
1h ago