Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 5:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Gavel Bangs. Surprise.
Original: Democrats vow a redistricting counterpunch but are facing hurdles Republicans don't
ABC News Politics 3h ago
God Wants a Bailout.
Original: Religious leaders, lawmakers push for $1 billion to secure houses of worship
NPR Politics 6h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Escapism Gets a Makeover.
Original: ‘Gilded Age’ Season 4 First Look, New ‘Harry Potter’ Footage Among Teases in New HBO Max Trailer
Variety 1h ago
Awards Now a Diplomatic Incident.
Original: Cannes Grand Prix Winner Andrey Zvyagintsev Uses Acceptance Speech to Address Putin: ‘Put an End to This Carnage’
Variety 2h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories