Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 4:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Gavel Bangs, Promises Break.
Original: Democrats vow a redistricting counterpunch but are facing hurdles Republicans don't
ABC News Politics 2h ago
God Wants a Bailout.
Original: Religious leaders, lawmakers push for $1 billion to secure houses of worship
NPR Politics 5h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Awards Now a Weapon of Mass Protest.
Original: Cannes Grand Prix Winner Andrey Zvyagintsev Uses Acceptance Speech to Address Putin: ‘Put an End to This Carnage’
Variety 1h ago
Grogu Saves Capitalism.
Original: Box Office: ‘Mandalorian and Grogu’ Lifts Off With $102 Million Over Memorial Day Holiday, ‘Obsession’ Scores $28 Million in Huge Second Weekend
Variety 1h ago
Stars Align to Prove Escapism Costs 2 Hours.
Original: ‘The End of It’ Review: Rebecca Hall, Gael García Bernal and Beanie Feldstein in a Compellingly Quirky, if Overstretched, Sci-Fi Exercise
Hollywood Reporter 1h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories