Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 2:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Democracy's Still On, Folks.
Original: Trump endorses candidate in Texas runoff primary, even as some ballots are cast
NPR Politics 2h ago
God Wants a Bailout.
Original: Religious leaders, lawmakers push for $1 billion to secure houses of worship
NPR Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Sister's 67. Retirement's a scam.
Original: ‘We have longevity in the family’: My sister is turning 67. Should she wait until 70 to claim Social Security?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories