Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

God Wants a Bailout.
Original: Religious leaders, lawmakers push for $1 billion to secure houses of worship
NPR Politics 3h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Another Legend Flees. Good.
Original: Where to Watch Mohamed Salah’s Final Game With Liverpool Online for Free
Rolling Stone 5h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories