Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 12:00 PM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Business ★ 5 stories

Kids Need Money, Taxes Need Feeding.
Original: I’m 67. Our family trust earns $300,000 annually for my kids. How do I ensure they won’t get killed on taxes?
MarketWatch 2h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Grief's a Plot Device Now.
Original: ‘Everytime’ Review: A Grieving Family Finds a Strange Path Towards Healing in Sandra Wollner’s Poised, Haunting Third Feature
Variety 2h ago
Racing. Still a thing, I guess.
Original: F1 Canadian Grand Prix Livestream: Here’s When and Where to Watch the 2026 Race Online
Hollywood Reporter 4h ago

Sports ★ 5 stories