Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 11:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

World ★ 5 stories

Iran Deal? Sure, Jan.
Original: Iran war day 86: Trump announces potential deal amid ‘cloud of mistrust’
Al Jazeera 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Profits Promise Progress.
Original: Will Military Tech Firms Spark a Revolution in American Defense?
Forbes Business 3h ago

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories