Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 3:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Fresh Blood, More Bureaucracy.
Original: Progressives land a big win in a Philadelphia House primary and hope it means more are on the way
ABC News Politics 15h ago

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another app. Great.
Original: Record Club is trying to be Letterboxd for music nerds
The Verge 6h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Australia: Heroes and Flotillas, As Usual.
Original: Australia news live: David Pocock open to independents forming party to counter One Nation; detained Gaza flotilla activists set to return
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories