Because the news cycle never sleeps, but we wish it would.

Edition · 1:00 AM UTC

Sunday, May 24, 2026

30 sarcastic headlines, curated by AI from the day's wire. Click any headline to read the original story at the source.

Politics ★ 5 stories

Tech ★ 5 stories

Another Launch, Another Bill.
Original: SpaceX's Starship V3—still a work in progress—mostly successful on first flight
Ars Technica 9h ago

World ★ 5 stories

Oil Prices Pray.
Original: Middle East crisis live: fate of strait of Hormuz hangs in balance as Trump claims Iran deal ‘largely negotiated’
The Guardian World 2h ago

Business ★ 5 stories

Entertainment ★ 5 stories

Sports ★ 5 stories